Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and we know your Significant Other is expecting some gifts. Are you just flat broke or really not that much in love to be dishing out gifts because cupid say so? Well we have the top 10 reasons to dump your lover before Valentine’s day so you don’t have to worry about flowers, candy, and fake I love you’s.
I just can’t afford to waste my income tax check on hearts and candy…
You kept asking for chocolate strawberries and I wanted you to cut down on the fatty sweets.
Our love and affection is not significant on one day, it’s everyday
You are to focused on roses and being spoiled for one day, goodbye.
My side chick doesn’t ask for gifts
Chuck Norris stole everyone’s Valentine last year, I wasn’t having that, so you got to go!
My mother doesn’t like you…
Babe you aren’t familiar with the Kobe system? Get Out…
I’m taking my talents to South Beach.
You open like WaWa 24/7, and I need space