Celebrities wear crazy clothes, do wild things, and lose all common sense when it comes to naming their children. With the Carters naming their first child Blue Ivy we decided to list some other horrible celebrity baby names.

Mariah Carey & Nick Canon : Monroe (daughter) & Moroccan (son)

Alicia Keys & Swizz Beatz: Egypt (son)

Ving Rhames: Reignbeau (daughter) & Freedom (son)

Isaiah Washington: Thyme (son)

Jermaine Jackson: Jermajesty (son)

Master P.: Cymphonique (daughter)

Toni Braxton: Diezel Ky (son) & Denim Cole (son)

Lil’ Mo: Heaven (daughter) & God’Iss Love Stone (daughter)

Lisa Bonet : Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha (son)

Macy Gray : Aanisah (daughter)

Erykah Badu: Mars Merkaba (son w/ and Jay Electronica), Seven Sirius (son w/ Andre 3000), Puma (daughter w/ The D.O.C)

Celebrities get it together! There shouldn’t be a need to shake my head and dust off my second grade phonics book just so I can pronounce your child’s name.

Words by Jazmyn Gilliard (@JazGil)

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