Kanye West has a porn video being shopped around and it’s rumored the 18-year-old girl in the video is a Kim K look-a-like! According to Radar Online, Kanye is freaking out about the tape getting leaked and is doing everything in is power to stop it’s release, but why? We decided to come up with a few of our own conclusions about why Kanye doesn’t want his sextape to hit the market.
1. He doesn’t have a big EGO
2. Scared to show off his man boobs
3. He can be seen having an emotional break down right before climax
4. He’s a heavy sweat’er
5. Midway thru Kanye stops and says “imma let you finish but Amber Rose had the best baldy”
6. Cuz he had on nothing but socks in bed
7. He forgot to man-scape his furry chest
8. He just couldn’t outshine Ray J
9. He had the Kim Kardashian/Dream song playing in the background (we forgot the name of it)
10. You can hear Kim K’s mom (Kris Jenner) doing zumba in the background
Think you can come up with your own reasons? Add your comments below….
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